Teaching the littleun about yardwork and coffee breaks. And spiders.

“Spidurrrr!!” cries he.

“Spider? Oh yah, that’s a spider.”

“Spidurrrr!!”, he repeats, still unsure of the situation.

“It’s ok. It won’t get you.”

“Won’t get youuuu?”

“No, unless it’s a jumpy spider.”

“Ohhhhh”

“Let’s see… what kind IS it? Hmmm.” [we get closer]

[me] “A JUMPY SPIDER!!! AHHHH”

[he] “Ahhhhhh!!!!1!!”