Inspired by my family sms group chat:

Got an idea for a sandwich shop that has many different types of pork sausages and meats.

We’ll call it the Infi-deli

(We hear the rimshot, followed by the sound of replies)

• Hehehe I was thinking “Six Pork” and you can sell beer also
• Pork kebabs 😋 Specially if they’re bacon wrapped yes
• If you let the shoppers pick out the live ones it can be called “Wiggly Piggly”
• Don’t forget we need Hawaiian Porkers paradise!
• Porker Platter
• Just Can’t Ham Enough featuring the “You bacon me crazy” sandwich
• The Ham It Man, I’m a Doctor special
• You can sell tiny Shakespeare sandwiches at a shop called “The Hamlet”
• In Florida, the MiHami
• The California branch can be called “Ham Francisco”
• The Germany location featuring live accordion players and sides of sauerkraut will be named “Porkafest”
•  Those visiting in Las Vegas will go to “Porker Face”