I am at my work desk. The grandboy has just walked in is admiring my desk toy.
Grandboy: Hey grandpa, can I play “Assassin’s Creed”?
I make a fake upset face.
Grandboy: I know grandpa (gestures to my flying pig squeeze toy), when pigs fly…
Me: Yep sure you can play. Thank you for asking.
Grandboy: But you know, flying pigs would be awesome. You can make a pig fly, too, in real life. Just get a rope or something.
Me: I’m not sure the pig would like it up there.
Grandboy: Yah he’d have all kinds of trouble. Birds pecking at him, airplanes…
Me: Godzilla.
Grandboy: Yah! And sky-beasts (his hand dive-bombs my toy). But technically, Godzilla IS a sky-beast ‘cuz he’s so tall. Good one, Grandpa.
