Thank goodness someone posted this back in 2001.
I would have been worried had we gone this long on the interwebs with no one having done so already.
Carmen Miranda Rights
“You have the right to sing. Anything you do not sing can be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to play the castanets.
You have the right to dress in a garish, frilly flamenco costume.
You have the right to wear a headdress decorated with fruit. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided to you free of charge.
Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?”
And more about her here: http://choro-music.blogspot.com/2009/02/carmen-miranda-centennial.html
