Well, at least Bad Translator was able to read between the lines 🙂
Original text:
“I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.”
…10 translations later Google gives us:
“I can be strong except in the plane, my family will not be less than $ 250,000 in revenue per year. No taxes on income and profits, not capital gains tax, in lieu of taxes.”
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