Wrote one in a script
found a funny one online
thought you would like it
Online:
http://www.rswheeldon.com/haikucv.html
What I wrote in script:
/*haiku alert*/
//new, improved columns
//embedded spaces they have
//alas, pain it brings
FYI, VOL_OutputTableForVol changes output format from the migration of v5 to v6.