http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/londonnews/articles/PA_LONREGIONALNEWSCARLTON332tue?source=

Robber returns cash to bank
8 June 2004

An east London bank robber stole more than £100,000 from a cash machine – then returned most of it a week later.

The cash was removed from a machine inside Barclays Bank in Barkingside on May 21. But on May 28 a bin bag full of notes was found inside the premises.

According to reports, £104,000 of the £115,000 taken was returned in the bag – placed behind the bank’s front door.

Man these people are funny. I mean really humorous.

I’ll need to expand a side comment made by a colleague into a full-blown web page. He’s got a classic sense of dry English humor where his comments are more funny the more you think about them.

Paraphrased Quote:

“We need a function in this cursed programming language called ‘ChangeUserExpectations’. You feed it an array of reasons why you can’t do what they asked for and the function changes their expectations, returning a value of ‘COMPLACENCY’, ‘DISBELIEF’, ‘ANGER’, ‘KILL-THE-PROGRAMMER’, etc.”

An Epiphany:

(Not quite off-topic since you, dear reader, are receiving this message from some random guy sitting in a desk in London.)

I had an IM chat with my daughter last night. She had asked me if she could install new IM software on the machine there so she could chat with her cousin. I responded, “No” for various support-related reasons, and told her to send an email to her cousin instead.

Her response, which was normal for someone “talking” in real-time with another person half-way across the world, was “but that’s too slow”. I laughed and told her that’s what perople had to do in the “old days”. I joked with her, telling her it someteimes would even take up to 10 minutes to receive an email from someone.

You see, she was born in 1995, a year after the Internet was available to the public. All of her life we’ve had Internet access, and things that seem magical to us are normal for her.

Someday I will sit down with the kids and tell the tale of the way mail messages were delivered before motorised vehicles existed.

Think about it: Sending a letter from central USA to central England:

If you live out-of-town, you’d ride the letter into town on your own horse or walk it in. It would sit in the local post office until the mail carrier came to town to pick up the mail. That could take a week or more, depending upon weather, location, etc.

Then the mail carrier would ride the letter into the main post office, sometimes dodging hostile natives and certainly weathering bad weather most times of the year. The letter would be routed from one post office to another as needed. This process would repeat until the letter made it to the shipyard.

The letter would then be put on a boat and travel to England. This could take months, depending on the time of year and weather. Once landing on shore, and upon leaving the shipyard, the letter would again be relayed via horse or foot to its intended recipient in England, where the person reads the latest news from his friend or family member in America.

Then they would write back a response and the process would begin anew.

This is all assuming that the letter is not lost, destroyed, stolen, etc. in transit.

Wow.

hello darling i’m still alive…

i love you my heart

my heart and body are waiting for you

it will be wonderful to kiss you again

kiss kiss

KISS kiss KISS kiss
kiss

kiss

KISS KISS KISS

and a HUG (full body hug)

your heart

Howdy all, finally sat down to see what this rss/atom/newsfeed thing is and it’s pretty nice.

With blogger – the company that brings to you and me this online weblog experience — a blogger like myself can set up site feeds like the big boys of news publishing do (i.e. bbcnews, reuters, wired, etc.).

This means you, gentle reader, can “subscribe” to this web log with any feed reader, and can get updates automatically without having to come back to this web page (sad sniff). A list of feed readers follows at the end of this message. This means that you can receive these messages as I post them just like they are email.

(Grrr this also means I have to grow up and use Mixed Case in my posts from now on. It’s hard to convince someone that you’re serious about something when you can’t use proper punctuation and grammar skills…)

On this website are orange ‘XML’ buttons. Clicking on the buttons will show you some strange-looking stuff. The web address that shows up in your web browser’s “address bar” is the link you’ll need to put into your feed reader.

Feed readers are a very nice way to keep up with news items and items of interest. The feeds are normally very small (unlike this growing note) and download very quickly. This way you don’t have to log into a web page (and load the graphics, wade through the advertisements, etc.) to get your news. Like espresso vs. fluffy coffee drink.

P.S. I tried to come up with a list of feed readers but it is a very LONG list. Do a web search for the phrase “free feedreaders” and pick one that sounds like fun.

Here are links to some search results:

http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=on&q=free+feedreaders&btnG=Search

http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=on&q=free+feedreader&btnG=Search

while i’ll not rejoice in my colleagues’ shortcomings, i will breathe a sigh
of relief that a major issue that came up in the production release was not in
my area.

a very good contrast (good for me) was made with a process that worked (mine)
against a process that failed (his).

whew! hours of fussing over details really does pay off.

hello darling

come quickly

so i can do more than just dream of you

i can really kiss you

and hold you

and squeeze you until we both run out of breath

kiss kiss kiss

kiss
kiss kiss kiss

kiss

kisskiss KISS KISS KISS

kiss