Man these people are funny. I mean really humorous.
I’ll need to expand a side comment made by a colleague into a full-blown web page. He’s got a classic sense of dry English humor where his comments are more funny the more you think about them.
Paraphrased Quote:
“We need a function in this cursed programming language called ‘ChangeUserExpectations’. You feed it an array of reasons why you can’t do what they asked for and the function changes their expectations, returning a value of ‘COMPLACENCY’, ‘DISBELIEF’, ‘ANGER’, ‘KILL-THE-PROGRAMMER’, etc.”